I want to share a quick joke with you that I heard at my conference pastor’s meeting this past Thursday. I am usually not one to leave jokes here but I got a kick out of this one:
A pastor was leading worship one Sunday morning when his microphone cut out. The pastor then promptly said, “There is a problem with this microphone” and the congregation responded “and also with you“.
Or how about that Lutheran joke (that may of you Lutherans have heard before): You know that you are a Lutheran if when watching Star Wars you hear someone say, “The force be with you” and you respond, “and also with you“.
Ahhhhh…the joys of a liturgical Church 🙂
-edh-
The Heart of a Pastor 
I love the joke about the microphone…it’s always a great ice breaker if I’m speaking somewhere.
I said The Lord be With You to a pastor one time and he just stared at me blankly until something click. Non-liturgical pastor, obviously. I was being sincere, as he was co-officiating, with our pastor at a funeral for some young people.